If household gremlins take up residence in your computer, they can wreak havoc with your communications. They can garble e-mail, delete important files and documents, and even crash your system. However, with a little patience and the following spell, you can mend their ways. First, light up some of your favorite incense and walk around the perimeter of the room with it so they can't escape. Then, shut down your computer and unplug it. The boredom and inactivity will drive the energetic little mischief makers mad. After several hours, speak to them and say: "Make it work faster and better, or go away!" You may have to repeat this several times before they shape up. |