CBN.com is the on-line arm of the organization set up by Pat Robertson. By using tax laws relating to religions, he has become extremely wealthy, with a worth of over $140 million and a mansion on top of a hill with a private air strip.

Today, guest writer on the cbn.com website, Kimberly Daniels, informs us that “most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.”

I didn’t know you all had so much free time on your hands!

(Warning: if you take her post seriously, it could dangerously raise your blood pressure. Take it as a paranoid screed and you can see just how hilarious it is!)

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Written by Donald Michael Kraig
Donald Michael Kraig graduated from UCLA with a degree in philosophy. He also studied public speaking and music (traditional and experimental) on the university level. After a decade of personal study and practice, he began ten years of teaching courses in the Southern California area on such ...