"A dynamic fusion of Chaos Magick, Witchcraft, and Discordianism that enriches each tradition rather than diluting them to neatly fit together. This isn't just a blend; it's a true synergy."
—Tommie Kelly, author of Adventures In Woo Woo

"A quantum leap into a world where belief is your playground and laughter is your most potent weapon...Forge will teach you to craft sigils, embrace the glorious chaos, dance on the edge of the possible, and discover that the most profound magic is often found in the heart of your good, cosmic belly laugh."
—Elhoim Leafar, author of Manifestation Magic and Dream Witchery

"An accessible and patient introduction for the new Chaote, while also demonstrating a depth of knowledge of Discordianism that offers insights for even the most seasoned of Eris' disciples."
—Brenton Clutterbuck, author of Chasing Eris

"Forge paradoxically makes sense of chaos. The book is intelligent, thoughtful, easy to understand, and often laugh-out-loud funny."
—Deborah Lipp, author of Bending the Binary

"Forge has done the most delightfully heretical thing: They have created cogency, narrative, and clarity for practicing Chaos Witches and those willing to sample its catma."
—Diana Rajchel, author of Urban Magick and Hex Twisting

"Much like the magic it teaches, The Chaos Apple somehow manages to be both whimsical and practical. This book is a dazzling—and yes, chaotic—waltz through the history and practice of chaos magic and Discordianism."
—Jack Chanek, author of Tarot for the Magically Inclined

"The publication of The Chaos Apple is a moment within Chaos Witchcraft that has the potential to move the practice from the emerging or fringe of modern occult into the mainstream."
—Waspie Joanne Fitzpatrick, author of Chaos Covens and Chaos Witchcraft in Practice

"Thumper has provided a vivid and engaging overview on not only some of the main figures, ideas, and approaches, but also the primary insight that it requires ritual action in order to have lasting spiritual value."
—Steve Dee, author of The Heretic's Journey and Chaos Monk

"Illuminating, innovative, and deliciously Discordian, The Chaos Apple is packed with novel insights and magical practices that yield tangible results in the real world."
—Soror Velchanes, author of The Planetary Magic Workbook

"A delicious Discordian deep dive into the cauldron of Chaos Witchcraft. Expect occult and mythic histories, meditations on the dance between chaos and order, practical techniques to enhance your own sorcery and more."
—Julian Vayne, co-author of Chaos Craft and The Book of Baphomet author of The Chaonomicon and Chaos Witch

"The most succinct book about Discordianism since Malaclypse the Younger and Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst unleashed the Principia Discordia onto the world over fifty years ago."
—Jaq D Hawkins, author of The Chaonomicon and Chaos Witch

"A whimsical guide to Chaos Witchcraft. Within its pages, you will discover how to conjure the inherent humor of the universe. Don't miss this wild ride through the multiverse!"
—Sven Davisson, author of Breeding Devils in Chaos

"A wonderful mix of occult insight, humor, and practical magic that is both accessible and in depth. It is an antidote to much of the confusion found online concerning Chaos Magic and Discordianism."
—Laura Tempest Zakroff, author of Weave the Liminal and Sigil Witchery

"This book is accessible in tone and content...From the dance breaks, practices, research, mythology, and stories, I felt welcomed, confronted, and delighted by Thumper."
—Irisanya Moon, author of Pantheon: The Greeks and Hestia: Goddess of Hearth, Home & Community

"A delightfully Discordian tome, weaving magic and witchcraft with a healthy helping of dance breaks, and no matter your path, you're sure to get something out of it."
—Moss Mathey, author of An Apostate's Guide to Witchcraft

"A brilliantly irreverent crash course in making magic strange again. Thumper Forge brings the prankster spirit of Eris to life with sharp insight, grounded technique, and a clear understanding of Chaos Magic, Discordianism, and witchcraft."
—Mat Auryn, author of Psychic Witch, Mastering Magick, and The Psychic Art of Tarot