|Color of the day: Brown
Incense of the day: Violet
To keep your computer running and in peak condition, once a week update your virus definitions for your virus protection program, check your computer for parasites (those nasty advertising hijackers), and optimize it once a month. For added protection, keep a piece of smoky quartz near your CPU and ask for the protection of the Great Mother Board against hijackers, hackers, and nasty virus e-mails. If you do not have virus protection software or parasite identifying software and you don't know how to optimize, please seek the counsel of the great search engine god (Google) and get this necessary protection for your machine or the Great Mother Board will soon crash!