If you are interested in hooking a big one, begin by taking some ambergris (for the whale's sake, you may use a synthetic version), a cassette tape of whale calls, and some shiny silver coins to the nearest natural body of water. Sit on the shore, and play the tape. Hold the ambergris and coins in your right hand while you talk to the water, telling it of your love for this special person. Now, remain silent, focusing your gaze on the water. When you see tiny stars dancing on the surface, anoint the coins with some of the ambergris and toss them into the water. Dab the remaining ambergris on your body, and get ready to sample the catch of the day. |
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